"Hey, have you heard about that new Victoria Secret push-up bra?"
Do you think this dress makes me look fat?
What time is the hockey game on tonight?
"$2 to win, Holy Spirit in the fourth race."Aaaah! school days, the nuns at my convent school wore these habits. I loved school, I would do it all again in a minute!
"Is he looking at me now?"
Can I just say - you guys are CRACKING me up, seriously.
ok listen, i have a great friend in arizona, lets escape this horrid weather, ditch these ridiculous clothes and.......!
"Sister, I have something I must confess, and can't utter a word of it to a man..."Brenda
"OK, just so we're clear; Ring the bell twice and then run like hell! Got it?"
psst...did you hear the one about the Farmers Daughter and the.....
he’s a hunka hunka burning love...
"Well no Miriam, I can't really relate to "Got to get crackin' otherwise hisself will be complainin' that there's no damn breakfast on the table..but still... you go."
did you bring the candy?yup. 3rd pew behind the song books. just pass the cash.(how on earth do you spell pew?)
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